wtorek, 22 lutego 2011

Fffffffaaaaasssttt fooooooood

Hell yeah! I just had to try them :). Ladies and Gentlemens, please fasten your seat belts (and armor your stomachs), we are going for a rough ride. In today's menu, we have a couple of no-brainers, like "Golden Arches" coffee and pie, a bit of surprise (what the hell have I ate at KFC? w00000t?), and some goody ol' BiKing! Yayks :O




Ok, more seriously. I had to do this. Even considering the fact that there are plenty of places with local amazing food around me, I wanted to feel known tastes and see if there's a difference. So, here we are. The first stop. Mc Donald :) (also, it was my 2nd day and I seriously needed some coffee). Here we are, pineapple pie and tasty black coffee. All right, right? BZZZZ wrooong! The coffee was terrible - the taste was very thin, like there was too much water. Damn you, Mac! You're supposed to have the same quality all over the world! Damn you for destroying my dreams!  Go to hell, you and your smiley face!


Uf :). As you can guess, I was really disappointed with the Mc Coffe :). Next one - KFC! This time I tried something that was unique. The roundy pies? Yeah, those are probably deep fried crabs :) (probably because I've seen adv and that's what it suggested). Well, what you can say, quite well matched - Kentucky Fried Crabs.  The colorful one is a salad - there was some corn and other stuffs. Generally ok, that mix didn't fit too well, but, oh, well ;).  Kfc gets a general thumbs up. I didn't expect too much, I didn't receive too much. And crabs were eatable :).

Ps. As for classic Kfc buckets, huh. I didn't notice them so... maybe next time - if there's any :}


That one is dedicated to Piotrek K :). He knows why :). Well, King did not disappoint at all. My heart was crying, my veins were dying,  my stomach was screaming. In short, everything was perfectly normal. That is THE (yup, THE) Double Whooper.  Addons - fries et cetera? Who cares, that's what counted.  Yayy for the King! (and screw you MC! I repeat, screw you and your lousy coffee!)








Since we stared dedications - here's one for you, Adrian :). Yup, directly from BKing. What can you display on the tv in the place? Ads? Naaah, what for? Let's play some ccccciiuuuutttte little cat playing hands to hands yiiiiiiiiii :). Seriously, what the hell? :D






Ok, time for something lighter :). Subway! That one was probably most familiar on the menu. I'm guessing that there was only one different sandwich, and I'm not event 100% sure. Everything else, the same. If you like Subway (and I do like :) ), you can go there. So... Subway wins? HELL NO!  You see that cup on the right? Yup, that's Coke. Taste? I have no goddamn idea what was that taste. I've took, like, two slips and then everything went to trash. What the hell is wrong with you, Fast Food Chains? Is that problem with the water? I have no idea. So, Subway ok, but without drinks. (And I hope that hellspawns have wiped that smile out of your face, you cheating MC bastard).




Last stop, Starbucks. I hit it just after Subway and all I was thinking was "God, please make that coffee drinkable". And drinkable it was. That's all I can say. I'm not a big Starbucks fan, but at least the coffee had taste. And their internet sucks. They internet should take switches in the Depths of Hell with Mr. MC, if you know what I mean (you should read that sentence in your head using Piotrek K voice - if you know him. If not, damn you're unlucky :P)




So, here were are. Those aren't all the Fast Food chains I could have visited but screw it. Just ICE I know to which ones I could go, and which one I should avoid (sucks for you, MC).

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